So Far Away

For the gulf between players and owners:

Ride With Me

For if you think the Knicks have a shot:

Your House

For San Antonio swiping one in Oklahoma:

Desert Skies

For the Golden Knights knocking off the Ducks in the NHL Playoffs:

Son Of A Son Of A Sailor

For Mariner Cal Raleigh getting his first in May:

Killin' Time

For Laker fans waitin till next year:

Don't Happen Twice

For the Lakers, who snuck past the first round, but it ain’t lookin so good in round 2:

Superhero

For Ant Edwards:

It's Not Right But It's Okay

For these draft reforms:

I Have Found Me A Home

For Rory at the top of the leaderboard:

Can't Quit Enough

For the Reinsdorfs, just quit:

Count Me In

For a primetime hockey palette cleanser early in the week:

I Should Probably Go To Bed

For me if the Lakers play OKC:

What My World Spins Around

For sports on TV:

Piece of My Heart

For any Duke fan today. We hurt too:

Don't Think I Don't Think About It

For Shane Battier playing 4 full college seasons before being picked 6th:

Every Time I Look For You

For Mets fans every time they glance at first base and don’t see Pete Alonso:

Look What Happened

For Giannis, who kept signing extensions, and technically has to be a Buck in 2027:

Paycheck

For payday:

Stage Fright - Remastered 2000

For Ravens GM Eric DeCosta lookin at Maxx Crosby’s MRI:

Good Riddance (Time of Your Life)

For when your Super Bowl MVP running back joins Pat Mahomes:

Dammit

For the Cardinals, burning another QB:

Miles On It

For anyone road tripping greater PHX during Spring Training (jealous):

Where Is My Mind?

For context:

Ain't Wastin' Time No More

For the NBA League Office, get to work:

CALIFORNIA (the OC theme)

For the PGA Tour heading to Riviera this weekend:

Hell On The Heart

For Pats fans:

Up Where We Belong - From "An Officer And A Gentleman"

For all the Seahawks fans:

Rinse & Repeat

For NBA roster construction in 2026:

Walking in Memphis

For Georges Niang, becoming a Grizzly :

Landslide

For the Hawks over the Pats:

Act Naturally - Remastered 2009

For Charles Bediako, maybe they won’t notice you’re pro game:

Wait so Long

For us, because the wait for Golf is over:

Pawn Shop

For any MLB team still looking to add talent this off-season:

Can't Quit Enough

For College Football, change all you want, I’m still watching:

Hotel California - Live On MTV, 1994

For Kyle Tucker, welcome to LA:

Don't Stop

For Mike Tomlin, who, well, had to stop:

Diamond In My Pocket

For Coach Cig, one step closer to a ring:

Up Down (feat. Florida Georgia Line)

For a playoff roller coaster:

Can't Get Enough Of You Baby

For the NFL playoffs:

I'm Gonna Be Warm This Winter

For me, and the Eastern Conference:

Choosin' Texas

For Wemby winning his first Cup Final:

Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow

For Park City’s local football team cashing in:

Tears Of Rage - Remastered

For any Mets fan hoping Pete Alonso doesn’t become the next Freddie Freeman:

One Number Away

For Notre Dame fans and their Playoff ranking:

Palm Beach Banga

For the Canes being left out of the Big Dance:

Me and My Kind

For me and all you legends reading every day:

The Older I Get

For me missing old College Football even though it’s always been this way:

Southern State Of Mind

For Lane Kiffin deciding between Ole Miss, LSU, or Florida:

My Favourite Things

For Thanksgiving football with competitive teams:

Pawn Shop

For Sixer GM Daryl Morey trying to get rid of Paul George:

Wait And See

For 2029 EBITDA projections of any MLB team:

Send Me On My Way

For Nico:

Walk of Life

For Brian Daboll, you’ll bounce back buddy:

Burn Me Down

For Jets fans looking at their roster:

I Love L.A.

For an obvious one, closing the book on MLB’s 2025:

Don't Walk Away

For the G-League to half its players:

Prop Me Up Beside the Jukebox (If I Die)

For Seattle, the music’s over, but keep your chin up:

The Science of Selling Yourself Short

For anyone in the BIG 10 not named UM or USC:

These Are the Days

For getting excited about the NBA as the Dodgers race to another World Series:

Free (Do What U Want) - LP Giobbi Club Edit

For all of Us, enjoying a nice weekend:

Too Much Fun

For watchin the heat cook another coach:

Down

For any team who lost today:

New York State of Mind

For everyone who will hear NBC play this 40 times:

Wanna Go Dancin'

For Mariner fans, welcome back to October baseball:

Bad News

For Carlos Mendoza, Mets manager, if he can’t eek into the Wild Card:

Cold Beer & Country Music

For the AFC South, because at least they have SEC football:

We've Got Tonight

For Kershaw to all Dodger Fans:

Coffee & TV

For Premier League mornings:

Up Down (feat. Florida Georgia Line)

For Notre Dame, who started the year ranked 6th, but is now 24th:

This Is Shangrila

For Arlington Heights, future home of the Chicago Bears:

Graduate

For HP, welcome back:

Doesn't Really Matter

For Steve Ballmer’s interpretation of the salary cap:

Send Me On My Way

For Kalen DeBoer, and his $70m buyout clause if fired:

Doctor My Eyes - Remastered

For anyone actually watching this much football:

Cold Beer Calling My Name

For Fall Saturdays, even though it’s still August:

Take It or Leave It

For Micah Parsons:

One More Last Chance

For Anthony Richardson, who just needs to wait until Daniel Jones implodes (he will):

Don't Threaten Me with a Good Time

For Rob Manfred, who will gift the Dodgers with a new division rival (the Angels):

Send Me On My Way

For any fired coach with a multi-million dollar buyout:

You Will See

For anytime College Football changes it up:

Jamming - FISHER Rework

For Roger and his brigade of consultants, plotting media strat:

The Leaving Song Pt. II

For Micah, in case he isn’t in Dallas much longer:

When I Come Around

For any NFLer holding out, but itching to get Back to Football:

Wandering Eye

For all the GM’s looking to upgrade their backup second baseman:

Take Me Out

For the Ballgame:

Last Shot

For NFL Players, please hire a competent Union Boss:

greedy - Ian Asher Remix

For college football, it’s the same story but the 1000th different version:

The Painter

For Scottie, songwriting to match our poet-philosopher Champion Golfer of the Year:

Rainfall (Praise You)

For Rory, had fun in the sun. It was cute, but I like seeing the weather kick up:

Sonnentanz - Sun Don't Shine

For the boys battling the elements at Portrush this week, Sonnentanz means “sun dance”, who knew:

Around the World

For Sports, it’s goin down everywhere:

Aw Naw

For Draymond, I don’t think you have the votes guy:

Stay - Remastered

For Paolo, stickin around the Theme Park Capitol of the World:

Go Cubs Go (Studio Cut)

For the Harry Putter, and Cubs fans everywhere:

Lay Low

For Lundin:

I'm Alright

For Dame and the Bucks:

My Old School

For Montrose:

In A Big Country

For Cruden:

I Have Found Me A Home

For the Young Studs picked tonight, time to hit Zillow:

HOT TO GO!

: For when it’s (too) hot to go (outside)

I Will Buy You A New Life

For the Thunder, Champs for life:

XTC

For Sunday Game 7, only two guarantees. The Thrill of Victory and the Agony of Defeat:

Money for Nothing

For the Buss Family, who failed parabolically up:

Supersonic

For riding up to St. Andrews:

Go For Soda

For the Oilers, give us a Game 6 in Edmonton:

Don't Look Back In Anger

For Gullane, I’m not as salty as I sound:

Roll With It

For Dunbar:

She's Electric

For NB:

Ramblin' Gamblin' Man

For the NBA Finals, take that show on the Road:

Champagne Supernova

For Kilspindie:

Famous Friends

For Chalamet and the rest of Celebrity Row, hope this isn’t the last we see of you:

Far Behind

For the Knicks (and Ant):

Can You Feel It (feat. Wiz Khalifa)

For OKC, who can taste the Finals by mid-week:

Scenes from an Italian Restaurant

For Knick fans, let’s get it jumpin tonight:

Blurry

For Knicks fans, woof, it was all going so well:

Ain't No Love In Oklahoma (From Twisters: The Album)

For the Wolves, good luck out there:

ENDLESS

Like the baseball season:

Runaway (U & I)

For Scottie, to the rest of the field:

MONEY ON THE DASH

For the NFL, cashing those Big Streaming checks:

That'd Be Alright

For Quail Hollow, yaknow, it’ll be alright:

Take It or Leave It

For the Bucks, when they ask for 8 first round picks, Stephen Castle, keys to the City, and In-n-out gift cards from San Antonio:

Doesn't Really Matter - Remastered

For team building strategies:

More Than a Feeling

For the Celtics, who will even the series tonight, but man it was fun shitting on them for a week:

Jeff Wears Birkenstocks

From the soundtrack of NCAA Football 2006 :

Guy For That (Feat. Luke Combs)

For Mikal Bridges on any final possession:

The End

For the Cavs:

Prove It All Night

For the Thunder, all night is 48 minutes (not 44):

San Frandisco

For Steph, did I use this song already? I don’t remember:

Tiny Dancer

For Knicks fans and Jalen Brunson. Hug your little point guard superstar:

(I'm A) Stand by My Woman Man

For me, see you next year LakeShow (please get a fucking center):

Right Down the Line

For every Nugget raining that three ball:

If I Could Make a Living

For these poor, poor owners and their silly little TV deals:

Now You'll Never Know

For Me, it should be 2-2 (Lakers-Wolves):

Heads Will Roll - A-Trak Remix

For all the GMs sure to be fired next year even though they had their day in the sun yesterday:

Move on Up - Extended Version

For Jaxson Dart, who moved from the 5th to possibly 1st round in the last 8 weeks:

Go Cubs Go

Dramatic walk-off sparks hyper regional theme song:

Minute by Minute

For NBA 4th quarters, could get tense tonight!

I'm Still Standing

For Steph, who will beat the Rockets 4-1:

MAMI

For the Heat, please don’t let the Hawks in the playoffs:

Bound For The Floor

For the Bulls, what are we doing:

White Horse

The actual #1 walkup song in the Big Leagues:

Beer In Mexico

For Coach Bud, the Wizards in general, and all NBA teams enjoying Cancun early:

Chill Like That

No Sunday Scaries for Rory:

Take Me to the River

For Jose Luis Ballester, who pissed in Rae’s Creek:

Prisoner (feat. Miley Cyrus)

From Dallas, to Luka:

Colors

For Denver: